Lock up your wine cellars and check those slippers of yours, for Ctrl Alt Critique has scuttled back into sight!

Amber, Bailey, and Ad are emerging from the barn rafters to unleash a venomous second series on their unsuspecting critters, and they’re starting matters off by spinning a fresh web around the 1990 Amblin classic, Arachnophobia.

Join the trio for their signature chittering hullabaloo. Amber recounts tales of her many sleepless nights, courtesy of some window-peeping extra-terrestrials. Ad, channelling his inner Health & Safety Officer, develops a serious concern for the Jennings household’s cavalier attitude when it comes to nail gun etiquette. Bailey, meanwhile, recounts memories of an amphibian-shaped intruder residing in his footwear.

Enjoying your time tangled in the Ctrl Alt Critique web? Why not descend deeper into the nest: rappel down the silk line to our ⁠Discord ⁠Drainpipe, crawl through our tangled ⁠Instagram ⁠Ivy, and lurk with us in the ⁠TikTok ⁠Tub. There’s always room for one more.